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thiasthedark: axellikestoast: goodbyecaroline: mal-luck: I love the smell of citrus in the morning. I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful. Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air “DO YOU KNOW WHO
priestnathan-inabluebox: true story…
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daughter-of-water: manadyne: A lot of people have noticed Tenzin has the same voice Actor as Cave Johnson from Portal. So I made a mashup. I apologise in advance. Oh god, what is air? I’ve seen a few of these and this is my favorite
lilmisscopypaster: baking-accident: tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s
< Prepares for influx of Gravity Falls x Cave Johnson art from moringmark >
Cosmic Tuesdays: Cave Johnson here! You are now reading this in my voice.
thiccley: thiccley: Cave Johnson here. As you all know, the lab boys said that doing it to em was the only viable course of action if we didn’t want this entire facility to collapse on top of us, so That’s a lot of fucking notes are you guys okay
skittlestew: Know what I appreciate? I appreciate how Ford is basically on loan from a TV-14 series and will casually Cave Johnson it up all over the place with his bad lab safety anecdotes, but then he’ll turn on a dime and just and like. that is
gladosisalesbian: *cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very loud,
s-t-o-k-e-n-s: How big is Aperture? Portal poster 11x17” Available for sale soon. Part of my Video-game poster series that I made. Please don’t delete text. We do what me must because we can - Cave Johnson.
rawrcharlierawr: This is the most important crayon Laser lemon, brought to you by Aperture Science
askderpyscientist: Saxton Hale is a lot like Cave Johnson. He makes up his own rules. xD!
ranhakubi: baking-accident: tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt
justinrampage: Cave Johnson’s (Portal) combustible lemon is now a reality in R-evolution GFX’s new design. Grab a lemon fresh shirt up at RedBubble. Related Rampages: The Adventure Sphere | SpongeBoba Fett (More) Combustible Lemon by R-evolution
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libertylikes: freyjas: swan2swan: Easily one of my favorite parts from the show. okay calm down there cave johnson Reblogging for that comment ^^
anywayjaneway: I felt my lady parts kicking as I was watching Kick-Ass 2… and then, it hit me. I am in love with Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Or just struck with pure lust. Either way, I want him in my secret cave. Plus, his evolution from Kick-Ass to Kick-Ass
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freyjas: swan2swan: Easily one of my favorite parts from the show. okay calm down there cave johnson
otter-cha0s: tanxsinx: ichthyologist: Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at the New South
vlanderzine:thewisemankey:luisonte:….but…. why?To quote Cave Johnson: “Science isn’t about why, it’s about WHY NOT!”I want a knife gun.
rubitrightintomyeyes: shapeform: bluedogeyes: Cave Johnson by Maxime Poutiline Artist blog / deviantart o.o wowcreepyreally creepyin a norman bates kinda way AHAHAHA OH MY GOD GLaDOS you need to get out more…
vulcanchicks: dark-cave-johnson: These alternate universe are getting weirder and weirder. #i can just hear caroline going ”WHO THE MOTHERFUCK IS ISABELLE” Everything about this is wonderful.
Cave Johnson here.
gladosisalesbian: cave johnson here. just wanna let you boys know that next week is the experiment where we replace all yer brain juice with Pepsi Cola. why you ask? well it’s simple
gladosisalesbian: *cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very
some-new-disaster: I love Cave Johnson as a character because everything about him is just so fucking ridiculous. Dude’s first name is Cave and he became a billionaire by selling shower curtains to the military. He then said “fuck it, science time”
chelledoggo: gladosisalesbian: *cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have
fufaitazu:cave johnson here. the lab boys have told me that the giant, hideous slug we’ve been extracting gel from for the last two months may be… i mean, how do you want me to say this– it’s homophobic. i don’t even know if it’s been near
texasuberalles:colorful-horses:lemon it must be a cave johnson lemon, ‘cuz this post sure blew up
latenightcornerstore: In the words of Cave Johnson: “When life gives you lemons, you make life take the lemons bACK. I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS.”
the-muffin-master: loopyleah: read the fucking description omfg I read the description in Cave Johnson’s voice
Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon Speech - Typographically
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wheatleyofficial: whatthechell: Who’s there? [Turret Plush] [Shower Curtain] [Cave Johnson Portrait] why is there a portrait of Cave Johnson in the bathroom
sam8bit: “Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science.” - Cave Johnson
I expect people taking Cave Johnson’s audio and placing it in the author when the new episode of GF when its released,dont dissapoint me GF fandom
ftmdipper: j.k. simmons (also cave johnson) was announced as the voice of stanley
weevmo: If the guy who did Cave Johnson did Stanley I would laugh.
busket: the lemon speech wasn’t even supposed to be that funny? like the context is that cave johnson is about to DIE, and he had previously said “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” but he was so tired of trying to make the best out of
lorddoom01: chrossrank: I had too much fun doing this(i hope this doesnt get blocked) You must next do this with Quotes from Portal’s Cave Johnson. im considering doing that actually…
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